Okay, so stop rolling your eyes already. I'm being serious here!

If I ask you what you think of when you hear the word Hooters, I'm betting you don't think of owls. You're thinking of blonde waitresses with admittedly tight outfits on. Hmm. Which one of us has his/her mind in the gutter?

As for me, I think of quite a bit of things. Just considering Hooters makes me just a tad flushed. First, I often go during the summer. It's darn hot outside during an Indiana June or July, and that pla… Continue

I'm a doctor's son, so I hear all sorts of stories about people passing out when they are injected with this, that, or the other. However, I always sort of assumed that I had better control over my body than all of them. Now, don't get me wrong, I hate getting shots. If hornets/wasps are at the top of my list of fears, needles are certainly next. However, I've had my share of immunizations and I've never been too affected by them. When the needle is gone, so is the pain. Even getting my blood dr… Continue

So, I was filling out one of those survey things that cycle through e-mail, where someone answers 40 questions about stuff, sends it to you so you can learn random facts about the person, and then you type in your own answers and send it back. If I have the time, I do those things because I find them fairly interesting.

One such question asked about my favorite color. I answered honestly with viridian. I know that some people would roll their eyes and mutter, "why don't you just say red, blue,… Continue

Okay, so I'm normally in the middle of the spectrum. I don't get really high about stuff, and I'm rarely so far down in the dumps that I can't see the sky. I have moments of each, of course. The time IU beat Duke in the tournament, the first time I ever rode Top Thrill Dragster in Cedar Point, the 24 hour drives south (not so much on the way back north) to Florida on Spring Break, that Giant Receiver catching that pass on his helmet at the Super Bowl so that the Patriots could finally fall, and… Continue

So, I've been seeing many online lists of weird dialogues (mostly on Face book) that people overhear in certain places (i.e. New York City, the bus, a parking garage, the mall, etc) and I can kinda relate. Therefore, I figured I'd make a list of some of the odd stuff I've heard down here in Bloomington. I'm sure that most campuses have similarly funny situations, but some of these still make me laugh. So, here's the rundown of the best/most original/funniest:

1. A girl is walking next to me,… Continue