what fun is a vacation if you don't relive it?
Heaven = Hooters
Okay, so stop rolling your eyes already. I'm being serious here!
If I ask you what you think of when you hear the word Hooters, I'm betting you don't think of owls. You're thinking of blonde waitresses with admittedly tight outfits on. Hmm. Which one of us has his/her mind in the gutter?
As for me, I think of quite a bit of things. Just considering Hooters makes me just a tad flushed. First, I often go during the summer. It's darn hot outside during an Indiana June or July, and that place has air conditioning. Considering the fact that half the place is full of fryers, it's a bit of an accomplishment in and of itself that it stays so cool. Then, the place is decked out to be a literal paradise. There's large flat screens all over the place. If you're watching a sports event, it's just a better-lit version of Texas Roadhouse or Damon's. Third, the food is excellent. Sure, you can get chicken wings with five different flavors of sauce depending on how hot you want them (I can handle the 'Hot', but I prefer the taste of 'Medium'). However, I usually go for other things. I'll admit, the fries are terrible, but the shrimp is pretty tasty and the Ham and Cheese sandwich is unparalleled. Just thinking about it makes my mouth water. I think the Mountain Dew is extra potent there, as well. I drink the stuff for a living and have built up quite a tolerance to its effects, but two glasses of their Dew makes me start shaking uncontrollably. It's practically ambrosia. Oh, and then there's the girls, I suppose.
The reason I bring this up is that my friend Julie asked me awhile back on this Curing Cold Feet site what my favorite place on earth is. My answer is probably a beach in South Florida, though it could be other places depending on my mood. However, I kept thinking about that question and started wondering what Heaven would be like. I answered myself that up in Heaven, I would find a river of Mountain Dew flowing freely, along with other bountiful foods that I could eat and not gain a pound. I would find several of my friends there, and we could watch games on large televisions in which IU was always hitting the last second shot, Andre Agassi was triumphing over Roger Federer, and the Colts are intercepting Tom Brady and running it back into the endzone to win the game. We would also have plenty of heavenly light, and meet tons of angelic chicks. Then I started thinking, other than the lack of weight gain and the always-great Sports moments, I can get all that stuff at Hooters. So, set up one of these Hooters joints right next to a hotel on the beach by Miami, and then we've got ourselves a deal!
If I ask you what you think of when you hear the word Hooters, I'm betting you don't think of owls. You're thinking of blonde waitresses with admittedly tight outfits on. Hmm. Which one of us has his/her mind in the gutter?
As for me, I think of quite a bit of things. Just considering Hooters makes me just a tad flushed. First, I often go during the summer. It's darn hot outside during an Indiana June or July, and that place has air conditioning. Considering the fact that half the place is full of fryers, it's a bit of an accomplishment in and of itself that it stays so cool. Then, the place is decked out to be a literal paradise. There's large flat screens all over the place. If you're watching a sports event, it's just a better-lit version of Texas Roadhouse or Damon's. Third, the food is excellent. Sure, you can get chicken wings with five different flavors of sauce depending on how hot you want them (I can handle the 'Hot', but I prefer the taste of 'Medium'). However, I usually go for other things. I'll admit, the fries are terrible, but the shrimp is pretty tasty and the Ham and Cheese sandwich is unparalleled. Just thinking about it makes my mouth water. I think the Mountain Dew is extra potent there, as well. I drink the stuff for a living and have built up quite a tolerance to its effects, but two glasses of their Dew makes me start shaking uncontrollably. It's practically ambrosia. Oh, and then there's the girls, I suppose.
The reason I bring this up is that my friend Julie asked me awhile back on this Curing Cold Feet site what my favorite place on earth is. My answer is probably a beach in South Florida, though it could be other places depending on my mood. However, I kept thinking about that question and started wondering what Heaven would be like. I answered myself that up in Heaven, I would find a river of Mountain Dew flowing freely, along with other bountiful foods that I could eat and not gain a pound. I would find several of my friends there, and we could watch games on large televisions in which IU was always hitting the last second shot, Andre Agassi was triumphing over Roger Federer, and the Colts are intercepting Tom Brady and running it back into the endzone to win the game. We would also have plenty of heavenly light, and meet tons of angelic chicks. Then I started thinking, other than the lack of weight gain and the always-great Sports moments, I can get all that stuff at Hooters. So, set up one of these Hooters joints right next to a hotel on the beach by Miami, and then we've got ourselves a deal!
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